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Anonymous asked: people say "not all men" or "not all white people are racist" ...but if you have a jar of candy and 50% of them are poisonous, you wouldn't stick your hand in there and eat them. "not all" of them are poisonous but you can't trust which ones aren't.


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black--lamb:

I JUST GASPED!!! that was brilliant!!! PERFECT way of explaining both of those situations. Mind blown 😩😩😩😱😱

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"I don’t like sushi."
a bitch who needs to get out my face (via michaxl)

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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Anonymous asked: Is there anyone that you've lost within the past 6 months that you miss?


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My parents are moving halfway across the world in 4 days and I already miss them a lot. 

— 1 week ago

Last night was my parents farewell party as they’re moving to London next week and my Aunt who’s super conservative got really drunk and I had to go with her to the bathroom so she could spew haha it was hilarious!!

— 1 week ago
#aunt  #family  #vomit 

Perfect

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