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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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Anonymous asked: Is there anyone that you've lost within the past 6 months that you miss?


Answer:

My parents are moving halfway across the world in 4 days and I already miss them a lot. 

— 2 days ago

Last night was my parents farewell party as they’re moving to London next week and my Aunt who’s super conservative got really drunk and I had to go with her to the bathroom so she could spew haha it was hilarious!!

— 4 days ago
#aunt  #family  #vomit 

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"Cakes have gotten a bad rep. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake."

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Anonymous asked: i meant are you dating anyone?


Answer:

Not really, I went on a date about a week ago and that was nice, but I’m not dating a particular person exclusively if that makes sense. I’m interested to know who you are Anon haha

— 1 week ago